Worship Wars – We won.  Or did we?

When I was in my 20s I was among those who fought for contemporary music in our worship. We were faced with the canonization of 19th century, John Philip Souza style marching hymns and 1930s southern gospel as the only acceptable music in the church. This was a musical style that we could not understand or relate to. We felt that by not having our music accepted, we were not really being accepted. I later learned that we were doing nothing new. Throughout the history of the church, new generations have struggled to win the privilege of contextualizing worship to its own culture. But, they each proceed to make that into THE worship style. I even warned my peers 35 years ago that if we won the worship wars we would face our grandchildren fighting the same battle against us if we were not careful.

After 30 years of playing in church praise bands, etc., I am still a supporter of contemporary worship. I have no intention of stopping or going back to the way it used to be. Also, for the record, I want everyone to know that I have never, ever been motivated by or cared the least about doing music in order to be “hip”, “relevant”, or as a means to attract young people to church or for any other gimmicky reason. My concern has only ever been to do music that creates authenticity in worship, and for me, that means using music that comes from the heart and soul. Generally, that means musical styles that I care about, that resonate the beauty of creation and of God, in my spirit. In that sense, I suppose, music should be relevant, and obviously what is relevant for one culture is not necessarily for all. That is why missiologists discuss contextualization.

Having said all that, I believe there are some badly needed changes in the world of contemporary worship that need to be implemented immediately. Here are some:


a) Do NOT dim the house lights!! This appalling practice should cease immediately. Period!! This is not a show!
b) Get the praise band off the stage and into an orchestra pit, out of sight at the side of the stage. If they are not the focal point, they cannot be confused with being performers. The musicians should be heard, but they do not need to be seen.
c) Include other instruments besides the normal rock ensemble. Add strings, brass, woodwinds, and even a pipe organ, etc. Different hymns and praise songs will require different instrumentation. Do not be afraid to go from a rousing rock praise song to a majestic pipe organ hymn, all in the same service.

2. Have a full choir each Sunday, instead of a small group of “lead singer” vocalists. There is no reason to imagine that having contemporary instruments and music is inconsistent with a choir. In fact, the voicing of a choir will encourage congregational singing and greatly enhance contemporary music. Black churches excel in this. Go visit and pay attention.

3. Most importantly – CONTROL THE VOLUME OF THE MUSICIANS!!!! There is utterly no excuse for rock concert volume in a worship service. Modern technology allows for guitarists and other instruments to achieve any tone needed at low volume. Any drummer who is not able to play well at a low volume is not good enough to be in your praise band. He should not need to be put in a glass cage, but do this if needed (since the glass cage WILL NOT be on stage anyway).

4. To reiterate, these changes will allow the congregation to both hear and see themselves and each other, cultivating the sense that God is the audience, not those in the congregation or on stage.

5. Require worship leaders to have formal training in music, including leading and arranging. Experience playing rock and roll in clubs and bars is not adequate qualification for leading a worship team/praise band.

6. Regular rehearsals are necessary, but it also is helpful to rotate musicians who play in the band, especially in larger churches. More people get to participate and there is less chance of someone getting a performance mentality. (And personally, I do not think praise band members should be paid. There are many fine non-professional musicians who would love to serve and should be allowed to do so. Worship leaders, however, are pastors, and wherever a church can afford it, they should be fully compensated).

7. Coordinate music selections with the preaching as well as the liturgical calendar. Make it a point to include music/hymns from the repertoire of church history, but be sensitive to contextualization as well. Music is a means of communication as well as worship, so there is nothing wrong with using the language (music) of the people in the congregation and the community. Provide something for all generations – both in what will please them and in what will challenge them.

8. Strongly consider returning to the use of hymnals. There is something more solid about the printed page that creates a sense of concrete reality and permanence. It also allows for worshipers to review and meditate on the content of the songs both before and after the service. In addition, it provides a concrete repertoire of worship songs that creates familiarity. Congregations that know the music will participate more readily. Hymnals also contain notes about the hymns that connect us to the history of worship. Plus, you never have to worry that the media guy does not change the power point slides fast enough to keep up with the singing!

That is the end of this lone sheep’s bleating for the moment. I would like to hear what you all think.

The Proof Text Bible

I came up with a new business idea. I wrote the advertising copy. I just need a software person to write the code!
Announcing the PROOF TEXT BIBLE!

Having trouble winning arguments? Do your deacons and elders constantly question and resist your direction? Does your spouse express doubts that your decisions are biblical? Are you at a loss as to what to do when you really need some Bible verses to support your theology? Then we have the answer for you! It`s the new PROOF TEXT BIBLE – the latest in convenient Bible software applications to improve your personal study and ministry.

How does it work? It`s easy. Just formulate the idea or theological point that you need supported into a short, pithy phrase and input it into the program. Within seconds THE PROOF TEXT BIBLE will generate the Bible verses you need to support your unique ideas, complete with exegesis, explanations and rationalizations to counter any objections.

You need the PROOF TEXT BIBLE! It slices! It dices! It chops pericopes into any shape and size needed to get your point across! The PROOF TEXT BIBLE will enable you to perform feats of exegetical gymnastics that will amaze and convince even your toughest critics.

Spice up your weekly sermons and dazzle your congregation! With the PROOF TEXT BIBLE software, you can persuade your deacons to get on board with that new project, with incredible proofs of scriptural support. In no time the PROOF TEXT BIBLE will help you whip your church in shape and have those tithes flowing in.

The PROOF TEXT BIBLE is guaranteed to take any idea you can come up with and transform it into a fully supported divine truth! Order yours and start vanquishing your theological foes today!

Act fast, while the special discount of $19.99 is in effect.

And now you can customize your PROOF TEXT BIBLE with these exciting add-on modules: the Special Left Behind Dispensational module, the Free-Will Arminian module (with Open Theism option), Super Reformed-Calvinist module (with five distinct predetermined options for each point), the special Charismatic Name-it-and-Claim-it Prosperity module, and the Roman Catholic module, complete with Apocrypha. In addition we have the new Progressive Liberal module with all miracle passages expunged!

We will also custom design a unique PROOF TEXT Bible for your individual theological predisposition! (Added fees may apply).

Also in development, the PROOF TEXT KORAN and the PROOF TEXT BOOK OF MORMON.

Letter to the IRS

Dear IRS,

Due to a computer glitch, we the people of the United States will be unable to pay any income taxes until such a time as all of Lois Lerner’s e-mails are recovered and delivered to the House of Representatives. If the IT department at the IRS is unable to recover the files, we can recommend a team of teenage computer gamers who could, no doubt, complete the task within a matter of minutes.

Meanwhile, we insist that Ms. Lerner and her colleagues take an indefinite leave of absence, to be enjoyed at a fully equipped, government resort facility in Fort Leavenworth, Kansas. We have arranged special, solitary accommodations for each of you. Room and board are provided at no cost, courtesy of the taxpayers. We hope you enjoy your stay.


Your bosses, the American people.

cc: John Boehner, Eric Holder, Harry Reid, Barak Obama (you’re next – all of you)

P.S. Dear friends at the NSA. You are welcome to keep this on file. Perhaps you will have more luck keeping track of your records than your colleagues at the Internal Revenue Service.

Moving In

I decided to make a new start at keeping a blog.   I also decided to switch to Word Press.  It seems to be a simpler and more stable platform for the long term than Nucleus.  I think it will make my efforts more productive.  So let’s get started with some ground rules for participation.

I would like for this blog to be a place for open and productive discussion, where topics can be debated in a friendly manner. Now, this does not mean that tough and forceful statements may not be made, but attacks should be reserved primarily for ideas rather than people. In any case, it seems like a good idea to establish some ground rules for comments. So here goes.

Blog Rules

Be respectful. Ideas may be challenged and mocked – but generally speaking, people should not be the subject of ridicule. If you make a generalization about someone or something, be ready to back it up.

The same goes for snarky and sarcastic comments. Use them sparingly and be prepared to support any assertions or accusations with hard facts and evidence.

You are a guest here. Please behave like you are a guest in my home.

No profanity. Period. Violators will be banned.

No flaming. No personal attacks – except in extraordinary circumstances.

Refrain from name calling. Labels applied to people should be supported by facts.

Stay on topic. Off topic comments will be deleted.

You must be a member to comment. This means I know who you are and how to get in touch with you. Anonymous comments will not be allowed except in rare, special cases.

It’s my blog. While I will strive to be fair, I will determine when someone crosses the line. If I decide to break the rules, it’s my prerogative. If I make comments on your blog I will strive to follow the same rules. If you don’t like the rules here, you are free to go elsewhere.

Comments will be disabled on some posts. At times I will want to make a statement about something, or share a link, that for whatever reasons I deem appropriate, will not be open for discussion.

I reserve the right to terminate a discussion thread at any time; My work load is heavy and my time is limited. My failure to respond in all cases is not an indication of surrender. In some cases, I am reserving material for book projects and articles I am working on.

Have fun! This is the most important rule.